Stinky Song

STINKY”

Verse 1

Grade nine, cross-town ride

Forty-five minutes on the bus outside

Private school with a second-hand grin

Tryin’ to figure out where I fit in

We skipped first period now and then

Pinball buzzin’ with a pocket full of sin

Corner store smoke and grocery lights

Brock cashin’ cheques like Friday night

Pre-Chorus

Then one day out by the lockers blue

Brock looked over and he said, “That’s you…”

“Stinky.”

Chorus

So I went home and made a T-shirt loud

Cut holes in the front so it stood right out

Big black marker like a rock band sign

“STINKY” across my shoulders wide

And everybody laughed

Everybody stared

Next thing you know they all wanted theirs

Brock got quiet, didn’t like the view

When the joke stopped belongin’ to you

Verse 2

Danny wanted “Mad Dog” on his chest

Kevin wanted “Psycho” ‘cause it sounded best

Everybody beggin’ Brock for a name

Like we started up our own weird gang

One ripped shirt and a marker pen

Turned the whole thing upside down again

Funny how a joke can lose its sting

When the target starts to sing

Bridge

Whoa-oh

Bus ride home in the pouring rain

Whoa-oh

Kid turns shame into a parade

Whoa-oh

Never knew back then at all

Sometimes the weird kids outlast it all

Final Chorus

Yeah I went home and made a T-shirt loud

Cut holes in the front so it stood right out

Big black letters like a victory sign

“STINKY” lookin’ pretty good tonight

And everybody laughed

Everybody stared

But I was breathin’ freer in the air

Brock got quiet, didn’t know what to do

When the whole school started laughing too

Outro

Grade nine

Cross-town ride

Still got that kid somewhere inside

The Full Story