lefty’s of the world! Now you have a cause, a true cause! Take that lighter and set fire to this book! And then all the books on an open, unashamed march against the tyranny of right handed people, you can write a book about how you burned all the books, and printed on paper written with the binding on the left? No! On the right. But if you’ll just pause while you are getting on your hat and coat there, why don’t you just learn to
A) Read upside down
B) & backwards
Listen, I’ve really imagined you to be quite a psychologically damaged person. But there is always the possibility of denial. You could pretend you’re not my reader, but someone else, who quite incidentally has come along and decided to read somebody else’s mail! But then you’d be some kind of sicko that has no life of your own! Plus you like open fires and wiener roasts, and the smell of the tranquil forest as you awaken in your tent, to the sound of sizzling sausages as your wife makes your breakfast. You ponder going out and giving her a tongue lashing for not making her bed, but you realize she may suspect you of being bitter about her
Running Down Vimy 