written process page 5

margin is a gutter where all the filthy filth of the world can run into and then run out of those little holes! That’s why you never see it!

OK I made that up put (down the lighter we’ve been over this already) a margin is just in case you run out of the room when you’re writing you can use that little inch to complete a word rather than hyphen-
ating.

SHUT UP!

The pre-punched holes in the margins are so that I don’t have to spend so much money on butter, but also, when I go to put it in a binder to keep all my notes in order (I also number the page, each one before I begin a new one, so I don’t forget again so that I don’t use up that last line)

Just in case you think I’m some kind of freak that is afraid to waste anything. I drew a bird, and wasted four lines! Made you count them

ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha

I control you!!

WAIT!!!

Remember the smoke alarms, and our little spider!

OK OK OK, wait wait wait I’ll settle down.

I invented you and I can destroy you !!!

no, no, no wait that’s that’s a bad

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